ContactMy friends are very good and shall respond to your enquiry very shortly. They may even buy you lunch! Name * First Name Last Name Email Address * Area of Enquiry * General Enquiry Media Enquiry Personal Appearance Report An Issue Other Subject Message * Thank you for contacting Jess (AKA Crap Housewife!). Your enquiry has been successfully received and we shall respond to you very shortly. Au Revoir!